May 2008
New York City Girls
Drunk girl #1: We're going to the Taj Lounge!
Drunk girl #2: Yeah we're going to the Taj Lounge! [To random guy.] Get your hot ass to the Taj Lounge!
Drunk girl #1: Leave your face here!
“Man soll alle Tage wenigstens ein kleines Lied hören, ein gutes Gedicht lesen,...”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
New York City Girls
Cute, pigtailed five-year-old: I want my pills!
WASPy, harried-looking mother, to staring people: She means her vitamins. Ha, ha.
Cute, pigtailed five-year-old: No, mommy, my piiiiiiiiiiils!
New York City Girls
Girl #1: Oh my gosh, this is so cool.
Girl #2: I know. [Smiles.]
Girl #1: Thanks for bringing me here, I love you. I am so glad I became a lesbian, if I wasn't I wouldn't have met you!
Girl #2: Aww, thanks. Do you want to go to my apartment now?
Girl #1: Yes! Let's go. Are we going to have fun like we did last night?
Girl #2: Even more, baby.
Schäuble bestellt Telekom-Branche nach Berlin ein →
Christopher:
Darth Vader meets Jabba the Hutt
“Ein Weiser gibt nicht die richtigen Antworten,
sondern er stellt die richtigen...”
– Claude Lévi-Strauss
Design Stencils - Yahoo! Design Pattern Library →
is available for OmniGraffle, Visio (XML), Adobe Illustrator (PDF), and Adobe Photoshop (PNG), and covers a hell lot of topics…
WatchFinal Product // ATTIGO TT on Vimeo
“Das Leben ist ganz Beliebigkeit und Wirrnis;
die Kunst ganz Unterscheidung und...”
– Henry James
WatchWould you dare walking this path?
Vim Introduction and Tutorial →
Tune Instructor →
ist eine Software, die immer wieder anfallende Arbeitsabläufe in Deiner Mediathek von iTunes autonom bewältigt.
iTunesVolume →
An iTunes controller for mouse.
Javascript Super Mario Kart →
New York City Girls
Teen girl: If you cut off a guy's penis, how long do you think it would take for him to bleed to death?
Teen boy: Uh...
Teen girl: Hypothetically, I mean.
“Die ganzen Randgruppen … Behinderte, Schwule, Frauen … bin ich dafür...”
– Bernd Stromberg
“Über etwas lachen zu müssen ist den Deutschen verdächtig. Bis heute hat ein...”
– Walter Kempowski
osx-trash →
manipulates the Mac OS X trash from the command line, just like the Finder does.
The Archived-At Message Header Field →
This memo defines a new email header field, Archived-At:, to provide a direct link to the archived form of an individual email message.
New York City Girls
Girl #1: "Its so annoying how your phone wont learn to spell 'fuck'.
Girl #2: Yeah. It wont spell "fucked" either, thats the one I have trouble with.
Girl #1: Yeah. Like it always spells "ducked".
Girl #2: Yeah. And I don't wanna be ducked, I wanna be fucked!.
“Wir müssen die höchstmögliche Kultur, die beste psychische, sittliche und...”
– John Langdon-Down
New York City Girls
Guy: Snowboarding is better than skiing.
Girl: Yeah, I don't think I would like skiing. I'm just not good at the whole keeping-my-legs-together thing.
New York City Girls
White chick: (examining bacteria plate) Aww, my bacteria are so cute. I have like pink ones!
Blondie: Lemme see. Ewwww... Is that what you colonized from your hand?
White chick: Yeah...?
Blondie: Ewww, you're dirty, don't touch me.
White chick: Fuck you, I go on the subway all the time.
Asian chick: Me too. Hey, I have some white colonies on my finger culture... Maybe I have some white in me after all.
White chick: And I have some yellow colonies! Together, we are a perfect rainbow of transcultural germs.
Asian chick: Awesome.
“Der Zynismus ist meine Rüstung, der Sarkasmus mein Schwert und die Ironie mein...”
– Unbekannter Autor (via macscrubs)
