January 2008
New York City Girls
Mom, looking at bedding: Oooh, this one is nice.
Daughter: Mom, I'm getting married. I want to have sex. Lots of it. Hot, steamy, nasty, married-people sex. I just don't think I can do that on pastels.
“Es gibt kein problematisches Kind,
es gibt nur problematische Eltern.”
– Alexander Sutherland Neill
Using ICMP tunneling to steal Internet →
Amazing. Now imagine tunneling your web-traffic through that ssh-tunnel which is tunneled through ICMP…
A nearly one page summary of design rules by Jef... →
New York City Girls
Girl #1: If I were pregnant, when would I start throwing up? I mean, like, where can I get an abortion? Will they tell my parents?
Girl #2: I don't know. Why does everyone always ask me?
Boy: 'Cause you're a whore.
“Einige Bücher sind unverdientermaßen vergessen.
Kein Buch bleibt...”
– W. H. Auden
New York City Girls
Guy: I can so. I can do anything I want.
Girl: Well, you can't control destiny! All you can do in life is choose a direction and do your best when you're fucked!
“Die größte militärische Leistung des Jahrhunderts ist meine Ehe.”
– Friedrich Dürrenmatt
New York City Girls
Black chick #1: Where should we go?
Black chick #2: Oh, there's a Victoria's Secret over there.
Black chick #1: Oh, no, I don't go to Victoria's Secret. I don't buy shit from Victoria's Secret. Niggas buy shit for me from Victoria's Secret.
Anki →
is a program designed to help you remember facts (such as words and phrases in a foreign language) as easily, quickly and efficiently as possible. To do this, it tracks how well you remember each fact, and uses that information to optimally schedule revie
EyeSight →
captures pictures periodically from 10 seconds to 999 days. Use it as webcam, watch rooms or whatever you like to do…
globalSAN iSCSI Initiator for OS X →
Theme Test Drive →
allows you to safely test drive any theme on your blog as administrator, while visitors still use the default one.
Porticus →
is a Cocoa GUI for the MacPorts package manager.
tooble →
Browse, Search, and Download YouTube Video directly to your iPod
par, the Paragraph Formatter →
is an extremely well-written and intelligent paragraph formatter that almost no one knows about. It makes it easy to write enviably well-formatted plain text e-mails and is also helpful with source code.
New York City Girls
Girl #1: Ugh! I hate her! She's such a good little girl -- always following the rules... Makes me sick.
Girl #2: I try to follow the rules. Do you hate me?
Girl #1: Nah, you do anal... I figure that balances it out.
“Warum die Hölle im Jenseits suchen?
Sie ist schon im Diesseits vorhanden, im...”
– Jean-Jacques Rousseau
New York City Girls
Crackhead girl: I said excuse me, man! Get the fuck outta my way!
Guy: Geez...
Crackhead girl: And you better fix your zipper before I take your penis!
New York City Girls
Girl #1: How often do you get wet?
Girl #2: Oh my god, we're in public!
Girl #1: Well, I was just wondering, because everybody back home thinks you're such a slut!
Girl #2: Piss off! At least I'm not a fire crotch!
Girl #1: Don't you ever call me that ever again, or I'll delete you off my Top Eight on MySpace!
items to build an apple store →
If you want to re-model your home in the style of an Apple store, here are links to the suppliers of the actual items they use.
Why ZFS Matters to Mac Users →
Mac OS X Leopard native Wireshark without X11 →
Native Builds for Intel and PPC with included GTK+. Yay!
Interface design and the iPhone →
Edward Tufte on the iPhone Interface Design
