New York City Girls (yeah, again)
Girl #1: Anyhow, I kept telling him no, but he did. Then this morning I realized that I was raped.
Girl #2: Oh my god...
Girl #1: Yeah, but it was the best sex I ever had. But I didn't want it.
New York City Girls
Girl #1: So, yes, that should be our goal this weekend.
Girl #2: Agreed.
Girl #1: We'll get as many drugs as we can find.
Girl #3: And do them as quickly as we can.
Girl #2: Niiice.
Wir sind das, was wir vorgeben zu sein, also müssen wir sehr darauf achten, was...– Kurt Vonnegut
Sometimes You Can Just See a Student's Mind Light...
Student, after two-hour lecture on Charles Darwin: Yo, professor?
Teacher: Yes, Phyllis?
Student: That Charlie -- he da man!
Teacher: Indeed! Charlie is the man, Phyllis! Excellent!
All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts...– IBM maintenance manual (1925)
New York City Girls
Teen girl #1: Yeah, so John totally wants me to give him head even though I barely know him and we've never even hooked up.
Teen girl #2: That's so weird.
Teen girl #1: I know! It'd be such a slutty thing to do. And I've never even given a blowjob before.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, totally.
Teen girl #1: Then again, I feel like giving head is something I should do before I turn 16.
Teen girl #2: Good point.
Teen girl #1: So I'm totally going to do it.
Teen girl #2: Awesome, I can give you tips!
Muttertag ist, wenn jeder seiner Mutter zur Hand geht und sie so tut, als mache...– Unbekannt
Es sind nicht alle frei, die ihrer Ketten spotten.– Nathan der Weise
In acht Minuten drei Tore - was können wir als Kassenpatienten mehr verlangen?– Marcel Reif
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You'll Be Sorry -- This Is a Limited-Time Muffin!
Tourist: What kind of berry is a triberry?
Tourist: You're selling a triberry muffin. Well, what's a triberry? I've never heard of that before.
Barista: It has blueberry, strawberry, and raspberry in it. They call it triberry because it has three kinds of berries in it.
Tourist: So there aren't any triberries in it?
Tourist: Then why do you call it a triberry muffin? That's false advertising.
Barista: As I explained, it's called that because it has three berries in it.
Tourist: But none of those berries are triberries?
Barista: No. There is no such thing as a triberry.
Tourist: I don't understand.
Barista: Look, do you want the muffin or not?
Tourist: I don't think so. I don't want to eat anything unless I know what it is first.
Barista: So what can I get you?
Tourist: Do you have a donut?
Tourist: Never mind. [leaves]
The middle of Harry Potter 7
Voldemort: Dumbledore never told you what happened to your father
Harry: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Voldemort: No. I am your father.
And Herminone is Harrys sister given to muggles to protect her from the deatheaters.
Mein Verhältnis zur französischen Sprache ähnelt dem zu meiner Frau. Ich liebe...– Hans-Dietrich Genscher
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Für Börsenspekulationen ist der Februar einer der gefährlichsten Monate. Die...– Mark Twain
It's Art If I Say It Is, Damn It!
Girl: I can't believe you did that! Why would you erase one of my songs from my computer?
Boy: Because I hate Jack Johnson! Anyway, you've erased some of my art on the computer.
Girl: Do you mean those pictures you took of yourself scowling with no shirt on?
Die Kunst ist zwar nicht das Brot, aber der Wein des Lebens.– Jean Paul
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roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF and all my base are belong to you– Unknown
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