June 2007
New York City Girls (yeah, again)
Girl #1: Anyhow, I kept telling him no, but he did. Then this morning I realized that I was raped.
Girl #2: Oh my god...
Girl #1: Yeah, but it was the best sex I ever had. But I didn't want it.
New York City Girls
Girl #1: So, yes, that should be our goal this weekend.
Girl #2: Agreed.
Girl #1: We'll get as many drugs as we can find.
Girl #3: And do them as quickly as we can.
Girl #2: Niiice.
“Wir sind das, was wir vorgeben zu sein, also müssen wir sehr darauf achten, was...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
Sometimes You Can Just See a Student's Mind Light...
Student, after two-hour lecture on Charles Darwin: Yo, professor?
Teacher: Yes, Phyllis?
Student: That Charlie -- he da man!
Teacher: Indeed! Charlie is the man, Phyllis! Excellent!
“All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts...”
– IBM maintenance manual (1925)
New York City Girls
Teen girl #1: Yeah, so John totally wants me to give him head even though I barely know him and we've never even hooked up.
Teen girl #2: That's so weird.
Teen girl #1: I know! It'd be such a slutty thing to do. And I've never even given a blowjob before.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, totally.
Teen girl #1: Then again, I feel like giving head is something I should do before I turn 16.
Teen girl #2: Good point.
Teen girl #1: So I'm totally going to do it.
Teen girl #2: Awesome, I can give you tips!
“Muttertag ist, wenn jeder seiner Mutter zur Hand geht und sie so tut, als mache...”
– Unbekannt
“Es sind nicht alle frei, die ihrer Ketten spotten.”
– Nathan der Weise
“In acht Minuten drei Tore - was können wir als Kassenpatienten mehr verlangen?”
– Marcel Reif
SCPplugin →
allows access to Subversion commands from the Finder.
Freebies Round-Up: Icons, Buttons and Templates →
You'll Be Sorry -- This Is a Limited-Time Muffin!
Tourist: What kind of berry is a triberry?
Barista: What?
Tourist: You're selling a triberry muffin. Well, what's a triberry? I've never heard of that before.
Barista: It has blueberry, strawberry, and raspberry in it. They call it triberry because it has three kinds of berries in it.
Tourist: So there aren't any triberries in it?
Barista: No.
Tourist: Then why do you call it a triberry muffin? That's false advertising.
Barista: As I explained, it's called that because it has three berries in it.
Tourist: But none of those berries are triberries?
Barista: No. There is no such thing as a triberry.
Tourist: I don't understand.
Barista: Look, do you want the muffin or not?
Tourist: I don't think so. I don't want to eat anything unless I know what it is first.
Barista: So what can I get you?
Tourist: Do you have a donut?
Barista: No.
Tourist: Never mind. [leaves]
Barista: Dumbass.
The middle of Harry Potter 7
Voldemort: Dumbledore never told you what happened to your father
Harry: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Voldemort: No. I am your father.
Harry: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo......
And Herminone is Harrys sister given to muggles to protect her from the deatheaters.
“Mein Verhältnis zur französischen Sprache ähnelt dem zu meiner Frau. Ich liebe...”
– Hans-Dietrich Genscher
Screenshots auf dem Mac →
Dieses Script ist ein Wrapper für das Mac-Kommandozeilentool /usr/sbin/screencapture
Where On Earth Was Middle-earth? →
Isengard bei Hamburg?
85+ Free Killer Resources Every Designer Should... →
Huge list of free images, fonts, tools, sources of inspiration, educational material, color picker,…
“Für Börsenspekulationen ist der Februar einer der gefährlichsten Monate. Die...”
– Mark Twain
It's Art If I Say It Is, Damn It!
Girl: I can't believe you did that! Why would you erase one of my songs from my computer?
Boy: Because I hate Jack Johnson! Anyway, you've erased some of my art on the computer.
Girl: Do you mean those pictures you took of yourself scowling with no shirt on?
“Die Kunst ist zwar nicht das Brot, aber der Wein des Lebens.”
– Jean Paul
WatchClueso - Wart Mal
Reflection.js →
allows you to add reflections to images on your webpages. It uses unobtrusive javascript to keep your code clean.
“roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
and all my base
are belong to you”
– Unknown
Anthracite →
Web Mining Automation on the Desktop for 99$…
Dreamsicle →
makes using your Sony Walkman Phone with iTunes, iPhoto and video clips a snap.
Configure secure DNS →
redMine →
is a flexible project management web application. Written using Ruby on Rails framework, it is cross-platform and cross-database.
“Du musst die Tatsachen anschauen, denn sie schauen dich an.”
– Winston Churchill
Ajax File Browser for PHP →
is a web based file browser allowing you to share, manage and restrict access for your files and directories.
Shimo →
Cisco VPNClient done right.
