October 2007
New York City Girls
Blonde: Don't you think getting fucked by Harry Potter's wand would be hot, because it's like an extension of himself?
Butch girl: Oh my god, I've been thinking about wand-fucking for like six months!
iChat "iPod Ad" Effect →
Chat like an iPod-Shadow
Star Wars Hologram Effect for iChat and PhotoBooth →
R2D2 Chats made possible
TftpServer Help →
Using this application you can start/stop the TFTP service on your Mac and change its working path, that’s where the files are sent to and received from by any TFTP client (e.g. a Cisco router or switch). In addition, other features are available to help
MacDaddy →
is a powerful, yet easy to use MAC Address Changer (Spoofer), not 10.5 compatible…
Teewars →
is a multiplayer 2D shooter, drawing its inspiration not only from the old classics, but also incorporating the advancements that FPS games brought in when the torch was handed over.
“Wir haben eine gute Verfassung -
aber sind wir auch in guter Verfassung?”
– Richard von Weizsäcker
“Wie läuft das Musikgeschäft, Thomas D?
THOMAS D: Welches Geschäft?”
– “Eine Platte ist nur noch ein PR-Instrument”
New York City Girls
Skinny model girl #1: Why is that line to the bathroom so long when no one is on that other line? Is the bathroom out of order?
Skinny model girl #2: Oh... Well, this bathroom has a table... So it's easier to do coke. But if you just have to pee, use the other one.
Skinny model girl #1: Oh, no, I'll just wait, then. Thanks.
“Unnütz lyrisches Gesinge,
Unnütz lyrisches Geklinge,
Gehst Du mir nicht aus...”
– Friederike Kempner
New York City Girls
Chick: Are you coming right home after work? I need sex so badly.
Guy: Yeah, I can tell... Why don't you use your Valentine's Day gift?
Chick: The Rabbit? It's not the same.
Guy: Why isn't it the same?
Chick: Well, it doesn't talk.
Guy: Wait -- so if it talked, you wouldn't need me at all? Is that what you're saying?
Chick: Um... No?
“Weil wir nur glauben, was wir sehen,
glauben wir alles, seit es das Fernsehen...”
– Dieter Hildebrandt
“OMG, three drives is so expensive! That sounds like a hassle!” Shut up. I...”
– Backups - briefly explained
Screencast →
Sleek and simple screencasting application. Shareware, 29$…
HallowScream Screensaver →
Features 10 Flash animated scenes for your kooky, spooky Halloween fun!
SimplyBurns →
is a Mac OS X (requires 10.4.x aka “Tiger”) application with a GUI, which allows the user to burn CD / DVD media.
Anèmona →
is a particle-based screensaver based on LiquidMac. Its movements suggest the ones of a sea anemone.
“Finanzminister und Bankiers haben eines gemeinsam: Sie leben von anderer Leute...”
– Bernd Fahrholz
“Amerikaner werden misstrauisch, wenn man nicht einer von ihnen werden will - im...”
– Billy Wilder
WANEM - The Wide Area Network Emulator →
is a Wide Area Network Emulator, meant to provide a real experience of a Wide Area Network/Internet, during application development / testing over a LAN environment.
Tools fuer die Fehlersuche im Netzwerk →
Sehr umfassende Liste von Hardware- und Software-Tools für den Networker.
New York City Girls
Chirpy girl #1: Oh my god! They have peonies! How cute! I love peonies!
Chirpy girl #2: Me, too! Oh, wow, how cute!
French woman #1: Ooh-la-la... La pivoine! Pour le garçon?
French woman #2: Oui, oui.
Chirpy girl #1: Oh my god! It's an Italian! I love Italians!
Chirpy girl #2: Oh, wow! Me, too! Italians are so cute!
“Du wirst immer wieder etwas Törichtes tun,
doch tu es wenigstens mit Hingabe.”
– Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette
Computers and the Internet according to... →
Bwaahahahahahahahwahwahwhaaha!
New York City Girls
Girl: This popcorn is soft. I hate soft popcorn.
Guy: I know, I hate soft-core, too. It's such a tease.
Girl: No, no. I was talking about the popcorn -- it's soft. But I agree: if there is no penetration, it's not worth my time.
Grisbi →
ist ein Programm für die Verwaltung von Finanzen.
ASCII Projektor →
Filme von der Kamera des Computers oder aus QuickTime Dateien werden vom ASCII Projektor in Buchstaben verwandelt und dargestellt.
svn-time-lapse-view →
is a cross-platform viewer that downloads all revisions of a file and lets you scroll through them by dragging a slider.
using FileMerge with extdiff on OS X →
Python-Adapter for using FileMerge with Mercurial’s extdiff extension.
Supastar Screensaver →
super stars flying to the sky!
iSnip →
TextSnippets and Clipboard Manager for OS X living in the Menu Bar.
Dockables →
provides you with one-click system event access right from the Dock in OS X.
HoverDash →
is an application that allows users to select widgets placed on the Dashboard and bring them out of the Dashboard environment to hover over the desktop.
